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Showing posts with label Porn. Show all posts

04 August 2010

Morpheus Daughter Is Doing Porn?



What the hell...how did Laurence Fishburnes daughter end up doing porn. The actors daughter has decided porn will launch her career like Kim Kardashians sex tape did. What she didn't realize was that Kim Kardashian really has no talent and 15min will be up once that ass starts to sag...Anyways according to Montana Fishburne aka Chippie D...her father is quite upset about her career choice but she says he will understand in time. WTF

07 May 2010

Sasha Grey's Agent Needs A Raise


Now if your not familiar with who Sasha Grey is then you probably are super religious. Sasha is basically a HARDCORE and I mean HARDcore porn star. The kind of porn star that is surrounded by cock in videos. Hot right? Anyway's this freaky bitch just got casted to star in Entourage as Vinny Chase's girlfriend in season 7. So that now makes a star role in a indie film from Steven Soderberg and a starring role in a HBO hit comedy series. What the fuck am I doing wrong!?

04 December 2009

British Couple Makes Porno To Pay For Wedding


It's not quite "Zack and Miri Make A Porno," but it's pretty close: a couple in Britain have taken to making porn films in order to finance their dream wedding in Mexico.

Tommy Barnes and Lisa Brand, the soon to be Mr. and Mrs. and the stars of the films, say they've earned over $2,000 from their exploits, according to the Sun. With three films already in the can, they are planning another four ahead of their nuptials next June. In their films the couple have done such porno staples as role playing (the good old photographer/lingerie model routine), having a threesome, and recreating a scene from a popular movie (the justly forgotten Madonna flick "Body of Evidence").

The couple, who have four children, said that making the movies has been good for their relationship.

"It's our five minutes of fame - something to look back on when we're older. It has brought us closer together," Mr. Barnes said.

16 April 2009

Sasha Grey In A Real Movie?


If you dont know Sasha Grey is a porn star . She is known for gangbangs and banging black dudes. Yes this is a Steven Soderberg movie.....I for one applaud this pick to be the lead because could a Jennifer Aniston really pull off being a escort?

01 April 2009

Lindsay Lohan Porn?


WWTDD is reporting there is a 1 in 4 chance she will be doing porn. My question is who really wants to see a coke headed porn star....well I mean one with shit loads of freckles and red hair???

05 February 2009

Wow Puma Swede


The pilot sucks 40 seconds WTF although Ive seen her skills so I take that back he rules too.

29 January 2009

3D Porn Coming Soon


Stephen Shiu Jr., chairman of One Dollar Production, says 3D Sex and Zen will push the envelope content-wise while helping thwart piracy.

"Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed," he told the South China Morning Post. "There will be many close-ups. It will look as if the actresses are only a few centimeters from the audience."
The porn move is only natural as filmmakers like DreamWorks Animation's Jeffrey Katzenberg hail new 3-D technology as Hollywood's savior. DreamWorks is producing all its upcoming animated movies in 3-D, starting with Monsters vs. Aliens, which is set for a March 27 release.

3D Sex and Zen, with a reported budget of $3.9 million, is a sequel to 1991's Sex and Zen, which was based loosely on 17th-century Chinese book The Carnal Prayer Mat by Li Yu.


Has to be asia to come up with this one first.

06 January 2009

AVN Awards 2009


Whats that smell coming from Vegas.....SLUTTYNESS and even more so than usual! The AVN is this weekend, expo, AVN awards, etc. Thats right every single chick you wack it to will be there. Wow why did you leave this site so quick for Orbitz. Well anyways its this weekend and I will have full coverage! Oh the AVN awards are being hosted by Jenna Haze (above) and Belladonna (no pictures available without this blog becoming X rated)

*this was done in humor just had to point that out after getting a scathing email...jeez*

09 October 2008

Best Movie Ever And Its Not Even Out Yet


Seth Rogan FTW

04 September 2008

The Danny Devito Sex Tape...Make It Sexy


Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia returns to FX on 9th of September! Cant fucking wait!