How 3 Somes Happen

There is so much happening in this video I don't know where to start. First off when did St Louis news become like a regional small town broadcast. Reviewing roller coasters with a baseball player? Second this lady is nuts, from that dumb voice she does to her gushing over this guy, just wow but crazy pussy is the best...I'd go on but yeah I'd be writing for days.

Another Reason To Hate Kevin Prince Boateng

Prince was injured during the Milan derby which saw my Inter Milan beat losers AC Milan 1-0 and questions were raised onto why he is so fragile. Well have no fear his smoking hot girlfriend "Dr" Melissa Satta is here to explain.

Melissa Satta, who Kevin-Prince has been dating for a while, described their sex life and attributed that to his niggles. Melissa Satta said: "The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week"

AC Milan have not commented on the matter, but they did issue a statement to validate his injury. [...]

A statement from the Rossoneri read: "Boateng has sustained a muscular lesion in his left thigh and the estimated time of recovery is around four weeks, unless there are complications."

I hate you Kevin Prince Boateng and you too Melissa Satta you slut :D

Introducing Bacon Lube

I know you are probably like me right now all hot and bothered from the thought. Hot wet sweat dripping sex and the smell of bacon mmmmm. Fuck these thoughts in my head are explicit. Well if you want the pleasures of a sunday morning breakfast while you get your pleasures in bed than I got some shit for you. Introducing Bacon Lube thats right bacon scented lube. So when you settle for the pig from the bar why not have a little enjoyment by smelling some bacon while you bang her! Yeah I know your interested so click the link.....

Bacon Lube

She Is Enjoying Penis More

Enhance that G-Spot ladies!

I Met Jack Shephard Here!

I always knew Kate was a whore

That Damn Door Is Closed

Sex Lives Of Lampard, Sven, Brown

LOL

Greatest Ad Ever

I give it 2 weeks before some Jesus freak bans it from US TV :(

Dont Fuck This Guys Daughter

1. You see your daughter having sex with her boyfriend you cant take it and shoot him multiple times....what's that say about you SUSPECT!

2. "might of overreacted just a little bit" every horny teenage boy needs to move out of that neighborhood or start hunting older pussy for real.

3. crime of passion?

Someone's Horny

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwkward

You Came Here For Sex Mr. Polanski

LOL

Its The Asian Me!

I wonder which Doll is actually a dead women he killed....sick fuck.

Free Condoms

Trojan is giving away free condoms and since I never want to have kids nor be near them you should sign up and get some!

Free Trojans

Playboy Archieves

Playboy in association with Microsoft has uploaded a bunch of old Playboys to view for free. This would be huge news if I couldnt name off 100 free porn video sites in 10 seconds...

http://www.playboyarchive.com/

The Blue Guy From Watchmen Shows His Junk

In the movie apparently there is some blue cock scenes for you ladies. No I didnt see the movie just got a text from someone saying there is a huge blue cock on the screen....yeah quite disturbing. That movie looks shit just like most Hollywood blockbusters

Athletic Bilbao Fans Are Classy

Jamaica Becomes A Prude

Remember that video I posted about the women getting raped by her Dad. Well the country of Jamaica has banned all music that has violence and sexual activity in it, so that smash cant be played anymore. SHIT