Dont Pick Up Hookers On Google Street View

Whoops failure....although damn those bitches are hot WTF?

Your Gonna Love My Nuts Part Deux

The smoking gun has the info and TMZ has the pics.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit… notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured [below left] in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005)…

After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops… “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.

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Your Gonna Love My Nuts

The dude from the awful Shamwow and Slap Nuts or whatever its called commercials was arrested over the weekend. He apparently picked up a hooker tried to kiss her and got his ass beat in return and tried to report her/him to the police. Genius.