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MTV Shows

Jersey Shore Season 2.....

How To Get Pauly D's Hair

Because you always wanted to look like a fucking douchebag.

Snooki Is Here To Help

Cant wait to compliment someone by calling them a guido....

Jersey Shore Tonight

How can you not watch this train wreck! And yes this is a boring post but I had to post another animated gif.

Will Be Tuned In

I haven't watched MTV in years (shocking right!) but I may have to tune in to this train wreck of Dep Level 9 gel goodness. I'm just hoping my man Tommy "chees balls" (True Life Im A Jersey Shore Douche) makes an appearance