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MTV Shows

Jersey Shore Season 2.....

Summer Anthem

So thats what happend to Fatman Scoop...

Jersey Shore Girls Cleaned Up

Done by Harpers Bazaar...they look like a bunch of church going skanks now!

Jersey Shore Douches Actually Have Made Me Laugh

A man punched me.... in the face.....

How To Get Pauly D's Hair

Because you always wanted to look like a fucking douchebag.

Snooki Is Here To Help

Cant wait to compliment someone by calling them a guido....

Jersey Shore Tonight

How can you not watch this train wreck! And yes this is a boring post but I had to post another animated gif.

This Makes Me So Happy

Snooki from Jersey Shore gets knocked the FUCK OUTTTTTTTT

*I dont condone violence against women but man if any PERSON needs a good ass kicking its these trainwrecks from the Jersey Shore show, which by the way is my favorite show ever

The Cast Of Jersey Shore

Thursday baby GUIDOOOO FIST PUMP!!! LIKE HELLO? Im a Bartender I do Great things

Will Be Tuned In

I haven't watched MTV in years (shocking right!) but I may have to tune in to this train wreck of Dep Level 9 gel goodness. I'm just hoping my man Tommy "chees balls" (True Life Im A Jersey Shore Douche) makes an appearance