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MTV Shows

Jersey Shore Season 2.....

Jersey Shore Girls Cleaned Up

Done by Harpers Bazaar...they look like a bunch of church going skanks now!

MTV Diary : N.E.R.D

I posted the preview of it so here is the full episode...

Jersey Shore Douches Actually Have Made Me Laugh

A man punched me.... in the face.....

How To Get Pauly D's Hair

Because you always wanted to look like a fucking douchebag.

Snooki Is Here To Help

Cant wait to compliment someone by calling them a guido....

Jersey Shore Tonight

How can you not watch this train wreck! And yes this is a boring post but I had to post another animated gif.

This Makes Me So Happy

Snooki from Jersey Shore gets knocked the FUCK OUTTTTTTTT

*I dont condone violence against women but man if any PERSON needs a good ass kicking its these trainwrecks from the Jersey Shore show, which by the way is my favorite show ever

The Cast Of Jersey Shore

Thursday baby GUIDOOOO FIST PUMP!!! LIKE HELLO? Im a Bartender I do Great things

Will Be Tuned In

I haven't watched MTV in years (shocking right!) but I may have to tune in to this train wreck of Dep Level 9 gel goodness. I'm just hoping my man Tommy "chees balls" (True Life Im A Jersey Shore Douche) makes an appearance

MTV Diary - N.E.R.D (Preview)

Diary was one of the only good MTV shows in the 2000's IMO. Glad its back and with N.E.R.D. one of the best live performances you can see!

Best Performance Of The Night

Beyonce was stellar as well but that Single Ladies song is annoys me.

Yeowned

The Eminem Bruno Thing

Bruno v eminem
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I dont know why I even post this. Its obviously a work!

Daily Dime

Vanessa Joy Minnillo is an American television personality. A former Miss Teen USA, she is mostly known for hosting Total Request Live on MTV from 2003–2007 as well her past reporting as a New York-based correspondent for Entertainment Tonight.

MTV Awards Sucked

I guess this is funny. Look at John Legend when this chick is talking. First off he is completely off frame (she is a monster). Then she is talking about promise rings which is the most disturbing thing ever (promise rings not the fact that she knows what sex is). Anyways fuck this chick she sucks like the Award show.

Review : MTV's Homecoming

So I had nothing to do tonight so I tuned into MTV's Homecoming with Sway (loose the man Erykha Badu look) and Kanye West. Thought it was very well done and definitely inspiring. Good to see my man Kanye giving back. What surprised me was the ages of these soldiers. They were just kids man probably younger than me in some cases or at least as old as I was and already had spent 2 tours of duty. Was very sad to see that they are struggling and are definitely not the only ones out there doing so. We gotta end this stupid Iraq war.