Stan Van Gundy Is A G

Poor Stan he is such a talented coach but has to deal with this immensely talented selfish baby. We'll see how this saga ends but either of them are gone at the end of the year and 99% chance its Stan as Orlando execs are basically Dwights bitch.

KG Is Really Crazy

Kevin Garnett has been in the league since 18 how has he been in a bar fight and we havent heard about it. Go to sleep boo boo

NBA Playoffs Conference Finals

Alright like last time lets check my results from the second round predictions :

Eastern :
Celtics over Cavs in 7 (Celtics won in 6)
Magic over Hawks in 6 (Magic won in 4)

Western :
Lakers over Jazz in 5 (Lakers won in 4)
Spurs over Suns in 7 (Suns won in 4)

3 fucking sweeps this past round really shocked me. The Jazz I thought had matchup problems with the Lakers so no surprise there but Spurs and Hawks to just die like they did....I still don't think I underestimated the Magic but Im getting a bit worried I did seeing their blowout after blowout. And yes I picked the Celtics go check you fucks I'll take my credit now! Overall it was a horrible second round, one of the worst in years and hopefully the upcoming Conference finals will help us put the second round out of our minds. Here are my predictions :

Eastern Conference :

Celtics over Magic in 7 : Why? I have no idea. Yes they beat the Cavs but everything is pointing to a Magic win in this series. They look so good against the Hawks and Bobcats but that is exactly it, it was the Hawks and Bobcats. With KG getting 100% and Rondo playing out of his mind they very well could take this series. Mostly though I'm picking the Celtics because I want to see another Boston LA Finals as I think the Celtics have the better chance to beat the Lakers than the Magic do. Celtics in 7 close fun games


Lakers over Suns in 6 : The worst possible thing for Laker haters like myself happened when they swept the Jazz. They got extra rest. So now they are fully rested to play the fast pace Suns who in my opinion are playing way above their potential. You gotta take the Lakers here and I'll say it goes six just because I think Nash can squeeze out atleast a victory or 2.

There ya have it although I'll probably just be on Lebron watch over the next 2 weeks!

Vince Carter Actually Made A Shot

Dynamo & NERD

I'm not too keen on most magicians but this guy is awesome check this video out and more online!

The Playoffs Are Over

The Penguins won in 7 YES and the Lakers won in 5 BOO. It was pretty much inevitable that the Lakers would win as I predicted. They actually played to their potential the whole series which wasnt the case the entire playoffs leading people to believe the Magic had a chance. As for the Penguins it was it was great to see Crosby capture a Stanley Cup (as well as Malkin). 2 hot shots that really can lead the NHL back to glory or maybe thats too optimistic. Whatever as long as the Red Wings lose.

NBA Finals

It sucks that the Finals are here already! The playoffs have been more than exciting in almost every game. Even with going with what I wanted against being logically I came out 50-50:

Conference Finals :

Magic in 6 (Magic won in 6)

Nuggets in 7 (Lakers won in 6)

Very cool that I got the Magic right and basically for all the right reasons too! Lakers showed at the end of the series that maybe they can turn it on for more than one game at a time which could be bad for the Magic. So who is going to win? Im going to have to go with the Lakers on this. I think both teams provide match-up nightmares and I think it could go 7 but I got to go with Kobe in the spotlight here. Bynum wont be able to cope with Howard until he proves me he isnt soft defensively. Gasol Lewis is a tricky matchup since Lewis doesnt play the PF the way its normally played but Pau is better so Pau wins that battle . Then you have Kobe vs Lee which despite how great a rookie Lee is its Kobe so Kobe wins. Now at the other positions basically besides Hedo over Ariza and probably a tie with Hedo and Odom the Lakers win every other battle. So it will take some amazing coaching by Stan Van Gundy, no foul trouble for Dwight Howard and maybe some luck for the Magic to take this Championship from the Lakers.

Lakers in 6

Who Picked The Magic!

Suck on that haters

NBA Playoffs Conference Finals

The finals are here! Lets take a look at how my genius fared last round.

East Semi Finals :
Cavs over Hawks in 5 (Cavs won in 4)
Celtics over Magic in 7 (Magic won in 7)

West Semi Finals :
Lakers over Rockets in 6 (Lakers won in 7)
Nuggets over Mavs in 6 (Nuggets won in 5)

Not too bad. I did say that the Magic would win if there was not a Garnett comeback. Which was so talked about at that game 7 in Chicago but if you brought it up in this series your crazy? What was that about. Magic won in a blowout game 7 last night. Yawn. Celtics will be back big next year. Cavs just keep rolling will someone win a game against them already!

In the West we saw the worst and best of the Lakers on every other night. I really hate this team especially since they never give 100% every night. The Nuggets staring Carmeellloooo Anthony beat the shit out of the Mavs. Thank god the Mavs are so boring and bad. Jason Kidd isnt the answer never was!

Now comes the Conference Finals first off in the East I maybe crazy but Im picking the Magic. Charles Barkley convinced me last night that the Cavs do have biggg matchup problems with the Magic. So with that being said :

Magic in 6

Thats right Magic in 6. Stan Van Gundy power!

In the West im also doing crack. Go Nuggets baby. Im picking Denver because I like their team and their passion. I think Billups makes a big difference. The Lakers obviously have weaknesses and there is no better player than Chauncey who can come up the court and target that weakness. Nene and Kenyon Martin and even Birdman really could have big series against Gasol and Bynum who seem to have forgotten to play defense. Melo vs Kobe will be a great thing to watch.

Nuggets in 7


Nuggets v Magic in the finals. Its probably bad that I predicted with what I want to happen so bet on the Cavs and Lakers for a Kobe v Lebron finals that Nike and Vitamin Water want.

David Blaine Is A Douche

First of all his little stunt was stupid to begin with. Secondly he should just go back to do street magic since he sucks at these stunts and they are boring and tedious. Also Chris Angel > David Blaine, but they are both weird as fuck and I dont know how any chick wants to bang either.